Osama Bin Laden, Usama Bin Laden.

“Twas the Night Before Christmas” or “Osama Bin Laden’s Visit from George Bush!” Is my latest report from the front lines in Afghanistan. I’m NineOh Rivera, reporting live from Jalalalalabad.

The hunt for Osama Bin Laden continues. Osama and Mullah Omar are still at large in Afghanistan. It was believed Usama Bin Laden was in Torra Borra. He could be in Jalalabad, Kandahar, Kabul, or even Pakistan. The hunt for the terrorist that masterminded the September 11, 2001 destruction of the WTC World Trade Center twin towers continues. Who could believe four highjackings could take place together and be successful? The Northern Alliance, the Eastern Alliance, US Special Forces, Special Ops, Anti-Terrorism units are all chasing him. He was gloating on the Usama Bin Laden tape released to the world.

As the Christmas season is upon us, I would like to give the mass murdering mad man, Osama Bin Laden, a very special gift. Osama’s Christmas Visit is my parody of Osama’s Christmas visit by George Bush, set to: Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the cave, not a cretin was stirring, not even a knave...

And without further delay, I give you, Osama’s Christmas Visit.

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Thanks,
-NineOh