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Osama Leaflet, Usama Leaflet, Osama Bin Laden, Usama Bin Laden.

Osama Leaflet, Usama Leaflet, with a doctored photo of Osama Bin Laden, Usama Bin Laden, dropped on Afghanistan by the US Defense Department.

The United States Defense Dept. dropped propaganda leaflets on Afghanistan. The Bin Laden Leaflets had a retouched photo of a clean shaven Osama Bin Laden wearing western clothing on the front. The front also had the following text: “Usama bin Laden the murderer and coward has abandoned you!” The back of the leaflet has a picture of dead Al Qaeda or Taliban fighters and the following text: “Usama bin Laden, the murderer and coward, has abandoned al Qaeda. He has abandoned you and run away. Give yourself up and do not die needlessly, you mean nothing to him. Save your families the grief and pain of your death.”

US warplanes have been dropping the US Leaflets on Afghanistan for some time now. They are being dropped in Taliban and Al Qaeda, Al Qaida areas.

The picture of Bin Laden looks a bit like Peter Sellers. Well, I decided to go a bit further with a doctored photo. Since there were rumors that Osama bin Laden might try dressing as a woman to evade capture, I thought I’d see what he might look like in a nice pink sweater...

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-NineOh