Twas the Night Before Christmas, A Visit from St. Nick, or Osama’s Christmas Visit.

“Twas the Night Before Christmas” or “A Visit from George Bush!” Is my latest report from the front lines in Afghanistan. I’m NineOh Rivera, reporting live from Jalalalalabad.

As the Christmas season is upon us, I would like to give the mass murdering mad man, Osama Bin Laden, a very special gift. Osama’s Christmas Visit is my parody of Osama’s Christmas visit by George Bush, set to: Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the cave, not a creatin was stirring, not even a knave...

And without further adu, I give you, Osama’s Christmas Visit.

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Thanks,
-NineOh